Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus (Junie B. Jones, No. 1)
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Barbara Park’s New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, is a classroom favorite and has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty years. Over 60 million copies in print and now with a bright new look for a new generation!
Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Remember when it was scary to go to school? In the first Junie B. Jones book, it’s Junie B.’s first day and she doesn’t know anything. She’s so scared of the school bus and the meanies on it that when it’s time to go home, she doesn’t.
“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”
“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”
“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”
“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”
Lucille raised her hand. “My brother said that last year he came here. And you let him take off his shoes. And he got a drink of water in just his socks!” That Jim turned around again. “P.U.…I smell your feet,” he said to Lucille. This time Lucille stuck out her tongue at him. After that, we held hands again. 5/Principal After we left the nurse, we went to the main office. That’s where the boss of the school lives. His name is Principal. Principal is a baldy. He talked to us. Then
not the same thing as a nap, though. ’Cause naps are for babies, that’s why. And anyway, I didn’t snore. I just did a little drool. Then finally when my eyes were done resting, they woke up. And so I came out of the closet and ran right to the window. And guess what? There weren’t any cars in the parking lot. And no stupid smelly bus, either! “Whew! That’s a relief,” I said. A relief is when your stomach doesn’t feel squeezy anymore. After that, I went back to the closet. ’Cause while I was
together very loud. “I want everyone to find a chair and sit down! Today we are going to learn some alphabet and some reading. And also, I will teach you how to make a blue orange. But first, everyone has to watch me draw stuff.” Then I went to the board and drew with my brand-new chalk. I drew a bean and a carrot and some curly hair. Then I wrote some O’s. O’s are my bestest letter. After that, I bowed. “Thank you very much,” I said. “Now you may all go out for recess…” I smiled. “Except
across the hall. And I pulled on the boys’ bathroom door. But that dumb thing was locked, too! “STUPID, STUPID DOORS!” I hollered. After that, I started to jiggle up and down very fast. “OH, NO! NOW I’M GONNA HAVE AN ACCIDENT ON MY SKIRT THAT LOOKS LIKE VELVET!” Only just then I remembered something else about ’mergencies. ’Cause Mother told me what to do if I ever needed help. And its name is Call 911! And so then I ran back to the dangerous nurse’s office. ’Cause that’s where the phone
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