How to Ruin a Queen: Marie Antoinette and the Diamond Necklace Affair
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In How to Ruin a Queen, award-winning author Jonathan Beckman tells of political machinations and enormous extravagance; of kidnappings, prison breaks, and assassination attempts; of hapless French police in disguise, reams of lesbian pornography, and a duel fought with poisoned pigs. It is a detective story, a courtroom drama, a tragicomic farce, and a study of credulity and self-deception in the Age of Enlightenment.
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go-ahead from the queen in person. Impossible, said Cahouet de Villers, that was not how the queen did business. Instead, she promised that the queen would signal her approval, with a smile and twist of her head, as she walked to Mass. Cahouet de Villers spread word that two women would be sporting particularly elaborate headdresses, and arranged for two friends of hers to be suitably scaffolded and decked out. When the queen noticed them, she reacted as predicted. Bérengar’s money was spent
stood in one of its pans. The king’s stature would be diminished by his embroilment in a public quarrel over the queen’s dignity. And Louis had also submitted not just his wife but himself, his reign and the monarchy to another fickle judge, one swayed more by well-wrought tales than facts, whose sympathies, like spring weather, shifted unpredictably – public opinion. Of more immediate concern to Louis was the allegiance of the parlement of Paris itself. It was not a parliament in the English
into her hand? ‘What you suggest is fantasy.’ Anyone who falls for such ‘an unbelievable fable of stupidities’ must be ‘touched by madness’ – ‘the Académie Française ought never again be open to the cardinal, after having spoken, or got others to speak, such idiocies’. The accusations about her role ‘make me indignant with so many lies and horrors’. But Jeanne did not rely on exasperated outrage alone. More than the other defendants, she was aware that presenting a believable account was more
connections I’d be laughed at and arrested. In a word, I made no use of the signature, and did not profit from it. Titon was flummoxed by the argument, and made no objections during the interrogation. By the récolement, however, a response had been formulated. There was a very simple reason why the writing of the words ‘Marie Antoinette de France’ was a crime: they had been already deemed so by the king’s letters patent. No further quibbling over the matter was possible. For the time being, the